Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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