who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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