Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
