why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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