I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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