There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I accidentally had phone sex last night
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i dont even know how to be here
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i out mim tonsoeep
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