You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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