i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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