I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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