i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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