But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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