It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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