Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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