If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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