We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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