Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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