Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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