3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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