This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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