I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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