GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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