Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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