I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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