i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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