I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
