their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Boobs are out for the taking
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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