Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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