i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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