he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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