We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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