The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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