There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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