Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
