Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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