is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I love having hate sex.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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