I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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