I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Will exercising make me less horny?
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