I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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