It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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