im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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