Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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