that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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