Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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