I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
the raccoons are back...
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