Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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