How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
