In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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