I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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