absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I don't deserve a penis
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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