Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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