I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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