What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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