Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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