I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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