I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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